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Jun. 26th, 2009

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Alice in Wonderland

I'm pretty stoked that Tim Burton is redoing one of my childhood favourite books/movies, Alice in Wonderland.
Even better, Burton is teaming up with Johnny Depp - below, as the Mad Hatter-


If you care, here is a link to more photos from the upcoming movie.
 

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Apr. 30th, 2009

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Swine Flu

I can't believe that th is is in New Zealand already. WTF!




Apr. 24th, 2009

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logo

I was randomly cruising through digg today and found this logo.




Have a nice gander at it... Now would you believe that in the 70's, this picture stood for God's children. Now it just stands for boys giving priests a good ol' bj. Yes, this is an actual logo designed in 1973 for the Catholic Church’s Archdiocesan Youth Commission. It even won an award from the Art Directors Club of Los Angeles.
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Apr. 17th, 2009

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Chocolate Lamingtons

Invented in Australia at the turn of the 20th century,  these small cakes are a quintessential part of Aussie and Kiwi baking.

For the cakes:
  • 4 oz (115g) butter
  • 3/4 cup caster sugar
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 1/2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract/essence
Lamington Syrup:
  • 1 pint (500ml) water
  • 2 oz (55g) butter
  • 1 lb (450g) caster sugar
  • 2 oz cocoa
For Coating & Filling:
  • 3 cups desiccated coconut
  • 1/4 pint (150ml) cream

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Get Ready
Preheat the oven to 350F/180C. Line an 8in/20cm square tine with baking paper. Soften the butter and bring eggs to room temp.

Mixing and Baking
1. Cream butter until smooth, add the sugar gradually and beat til mixture is light and fluffy.
2.  Add the eggs one at a time, beating for at least a minute after each addition.
3.  Sift flour and baking powder together and add to the mixture alternately with the milk and vanilla.
4.  Scoop into prepped tin and bake for about 20 minutes or until golden. Cool on a rack.
5. Store airtight and cut into squares the next day. Some cooks suggest putting squares of cake into the freezer before dipping them to make the process easier.

Finishing
1.  First, make the chocolate syrup. Bring everything to a boil stirring, then leave to cool before using. This makes a lot of syrup but it keeps well in a jar in the fridge.
2.  Put the desiccated coconut in a heap in the centre of a piece of waxed paper.
3.  Spear each piece of cake on a long fork and dip it into the syrup completely, then shake off the excess and roll it in the coconut. Pick up the paper by the edges and roll the cake around to get an even coating. Set aside on a wire rack to dry.
4.  About an hour before serving them, slice the cakes almost through on the diagonal, the spoon or pipe whipped cream into the opening. A dot of red jam on a Chocolate Lamington is fairly essential.

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Jan. 28th, 2009

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just another day

 I haven't been posting much as I have been on the road, reading more than usual, and resorting to my usual hermitude which is a fairly normal phase that I go through once in awhile - watching heaps of films and reading and drawing and avoiding people.... Oh, and I have been trying out my sweet new digital rebel xti  (YES I wanted a Nikon D90, but it's sort of prohibitively expensive at this point, so even though the CMOS card is not what I would love and the Digic! technology is version 3, it's still 10megapixel and I got it with two really nice lenses... the optics are solid, and I got Photoshop Elements plus a tripod for free with it. It was around $800 AUD sooo probably like $500 USD given the exchange, which is a pretty good deal.)

The only thing that is a bitch re: my camera is that it has a compact flash card and I only have SD readers in my computer, so I have to connect it manually via USB and somehow whenever I get like, a minute of time where I want to upload pictures, the battery has to be on, and it's never charged when I need it to be so I have probably 3,000 photos of New South Wales and Queensland that are probably pretty fucking beautiful but for aforementioned reasons, no dice.

At present, I'm back in Sydney with a house full of pure psychopaths (really, seriously, not joking) living next door to me. They are the *worst* bogans mate I could write a soap opera about their lives - the anorexic teenage mother who is 8 months preggo and looks like she is not even showing yet (she's seriously severely anno and she already has one kid and her boyfriend comes home and they scream and beat on her) -- my boyfriend's sister went to babysit for her once and their kid was playing in the cat litterbox (don't get me started on the fucking cats that piss and shit in our shoes) and he had shit all over his hands and was running towards her. The kid has some fucking genetic issues probably from being starved as an infant - he frightens me because of the deformed head that makes him a perfect little mongoloid. Their entire house is like the crackhouse from Spun sans the spraypaint on the outside. 
I could rant so much shit about everyone in there, but there are three levels and I'll just pick on the ground floor for today.

Right, well, I'm probably going to move to New Zealand for a bit to get work (it's easy to get a work visa) and save up some money before I go travel some more. I'll probably go to the North Island (Wellington) or perhaps Auckland, I'm pretty sure I could rent a flat in the ghetto there on the cheap but I'd probably get jumped every other day. Meh.

If you haven't heard of the Fleet Foxes check them out - here's a video


Dec. 2nd, 2008

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samsara

You hurt
tatty steel wool raked
over threadbare silken strands
that are the only things holding me
together.

What I mean is
sometimes, honey,
I really don't
think you know how tight
of a line
this

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o
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rope
I
walk
truly is.

 

Dec. 1st, 2008

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Welcome Home

Gday everyone, I have nearly completed the arduous task of moving in to Excalibur Close, on the Upper North Shore of Sydney, Australia. Hopefully this explains my internet absenteeism, as I have had limited time and access to the net and have been spending ridiculous amounts of time shopping for furniture dividing my time at IKEA (4th trip this month was completed yesterday, and FINALLY we have the room divider grrr), the Belrose SupaCenter (yes, it's spelled that way) which is like a mega homewares complex, and random places in the CBD and inner west.

This weekend has been council cleanup, and my inner packrat/insufferable hoarder ego has been unleashed. Well, not so much, but council cleanup is where everyone dumps 3sq meters of crap out on the nature strip in front of their homes, and puts stuff out free for the taking. Scott's been all, "I know all the hot spots for council cleanup, Lisa!" and then later "that really makes me sound like a cheap cunt, doesn't it?" (yes, yes it does dear). But we have actually found some pretty sweet stuff... Not that we were out there looking for furniture or anything, but people throw out LOADS of plants that they don't realize are completely alive still, (such as orchids) and we found a succulent MOTHERLOAD in front of one house, probably about $200 worth of plants, all flourishing -- they were selling the home and I suppose just chucking everything out and ripping out the backyard? So all up we did really well, acquiring dendritic and various epiphytic orchids, succulents, a couple of large jasmine vines,  an assortment of culinary herbs, and a few native species as well as many, many sweet pots - teracotta, earthenware, etc. In some sense, I see council cleanup as awesome - it's social recycling. (And, it rules to get free stuff from around here because everyone is v. well off on the Upper North Shore).

Australia has treated me well so far, except for a horrorshow at Hornsby Hospital. (If you travel to Sydney, do not ever, EVER go to this piece of shit excuse of a medical facility.)  My abscessed tooth ruptured and I had severe cellulitis and decay in the muscles above my gum and then cellulitis in my upper and lower jaw, requiring emergency oral surgery at 3 AM. It was so traumatic that I'm going to have to save the story and write about it in a different entry, I don't have the time or energy to fully rant in that manner yet today.

The jacarandas are in full bloom, and the coral trees and agapanthus are also shining brilliantly throughout the city. Late spring/ early summer is the best time to be in Sydney, the weather is about 75 - 85F every day with bright blue skies unlike anywhere else in the world,  there are heaps of art festivals, outdoor cinema by moonlight in the parks, and everything is lush and green and alive. So so unlike Colorado!!!

Eleven days until my birthday (the 12th), when I turn 27. My twenties are screaming by, what's the go with that?

Nov. 6th, 2008

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(no subject)

until you have found something worth dying for, you never really live

Nov. 4th, 2008

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election day is finally here

so get off your fat arse and
GO VOTE
bring a friend
bring your family
threaten bodily harm to non-voters, and remind them
that if you hear them bitching about the way things are
that they had a chance to vote for change
and they chose to stay at home and watch Animal Planet
or Oprah
do whatever it takes
and even if you are voting for Joe the Plumber
GO VOTE

i'm not even going to look on the news websites or check out the telly for another 2 hours (polls close at 7pm EST in Virginia, and then it will begin... my sleepless night of celebrating every blue state and mourning the poor bastards in every red one.) as I am certain that panic, utter, complete, inescapable panic, will ensue. In fact, I'm probably going to be unable to write about it until tomorrow afternoon.

My personal voting experience went smoothly enough, they had all my registration information correct, I decided to vote by paper ballot to avoid the Karl Rove/ Dick Cheney effect, and the whole process took me about 35 minutes, only about 20 minutes in line. Then again 2/3 of Larimer County has already engaged in early voting, so I never thought that I would be dealing with horrific lines. I have heard stories about  people in other states waiting, and continuously waiting, in line for over six hours to vote. That's the ticket! Cheers to my fellow Americans! This is a historic election, let's make it so in more ways than one :)

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Nov. 2nd, 2008

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poem to take to heart

I have decided tonight to post a poem called What Can We Do? by Charles Bukowski who is one of my favourite poet/authors of all-time. He's largely affiliated with the Beat Generation (more common beats you've probably heard of would be Ginsberg, Kerouac, Ferlinghetti, William S. Burroughs) but unlike them, he had no need for flowered language. Bukowski said what he meant and shot straight from the hip. No glamor, no arrogance, just brutal fucking honesty. So here it is:


what can we do?

at their best, there is gentleness in Humanity.
some understanding and, at times, acts of
courage
but all in all it is a mass, a glob that doesn't
have too much.
it is like a large animal deep in sleep and
almost nothing can awaken it.
when activated it's best at brutality,
selfishness, unjust judgments, murder.

what can we do with it, this Humanity?

nothing.

avoid the thing as much as possible.
treat it as you would anything poisonous, vicious
and mindless.
but be careful. it has enacted laws to protect
itself from you.
it can kill you without cause.
and to escape it you must be subtle.
few escape.

it's up to you to figure a plan.

I have met nobody who has escaped.

I have met some of the great and
famous but they have not escaped
for they are only great and famous within
Humanity.

I have not escaped
but I have not failed in trying again and
again.

before my death I hope to obtain my
life.


Oct. 21st, 2008

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scab

this is a short film from tropfest australia 08
love it, lol



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art meme

thanks to heather for this meme


Your result for What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test...

Non-conformist, Visionary, and Independent

21 Abstract, -16 Islamic, -5 Ukiyo-e, 16 Cubist, -14 Impressionist and -32 Renaissance!

Abstract art uses a visual language of form, color and line to create a composition which exists independently of what may appear to others as visual realities. Western had been underpinned by the logic of perspective and an attempt to reproduce an illusion of visible reality. It allowed the progressive thinking artists to show a different side to the world around them. By the end of the 19th century many artists felt a need to create a 'new kind of art' which would encompass the fundamental changes taking place in technology, science and philosophy. Abstract artists created art that was diverse and reflected the social and intellectual turmoil in all areas of Western culture.


People that chose abstract art as their preferred artform tend to be visionsaries. They see things in the world around them and in people that others may miss because they look beyond what is visual only with the eye. They rely on their inner thoughts and feelings in dealing with the world around them instead of on what they are told they should think and feel. They feel freed from the tendancy to be bound by traditional thought and experiences. They look more toward their own ideas and experiences than what they are told by their religious upbringing or from scientific evidence. They tend to like to prove theories themselves instead of relying on the insight or ideas of others. They are not bound by common and mundane, but like to travel and have new experiences. They value intelligence, but they also enjoy a challenge. They can be rather argumentative when they are being forced or feel as if they are being forced to conform.

Take What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test at HelloQuizzy

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Palin Visits LOVELAND, CO

Fascism, alive and well in my hometown. To think, I was less than 2 miles away from Sarah Palin this arvo and didn't launch a nuclear strike directly at her reptilian effing mouth.

I'm going to memorize these faces, and avoid them at all costs.


hey, retard, you're holding your sign upside down

Is it just me, or does "COUNTRY FIRST" seem like a slogan out of Orwell?

In other news, I'm going to try and get in to Joe Biden's speech in Greeley tomorrow.

Oct. 18th, 2008

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Liberal, Leftist and Anti-American

Good lord, all liberals are un-American? This is an ELECTED OFFICIAL channeling McCarthyism.  Someone please, put this bitch out of her misery...
Quick summary?
scary as hell zombie-eyes? check
republican party hack job agenda? check
blazing levels of ignorance? check
accusations of the educated masses as hating america? check
misinterpretation of everything sanctified, whole, and right in the world?
check

& Just for shits and giggles, because she is universally more eloquent than I, here is the editor of The Nation in response:



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Oct. 17th, 2008

barack

day in the life of a disillusioned american

I was contemplating typing out a long, venomous rant regarding the final presidential debates that occurred a couple of days ago; the one where it seemed as though McCain took an extra handful of the nootropic and stimulant medications the reptilian android inside of him requires to keep the ancient McCain humanoid suit functional, but then I found this picture and I realised I didn't have to. Here's the quick capsule review of the 3rd presidential debate:


Now that that is over with, I did a quick check on the presidential polls, Colorado is looking officially blue with Obama at a 3-4% lead! Now if we can just defeat the abortion ban (aka ballot issue 48), I can leave happily knowing that I did my part in turning a Red state Blue. Obama is up anywhere from 7-14% (depending on the polling data you look at) nationwide.

Today was fair enough: went to the eye doctor who amazingly corrected my contact lens Rx - and now I know what it feels like to have depth perception! I was seriously off-kilter for a good two or more hours afterward, in awe of my new vision. Eye strain has decreased significantly and I no longer see halos around objects in the dark.

After the eye doctor, we fussed about WalMart looking for some shiny new hair dye for me. I decided on a shimmery red that will not be too purple  (I hope). Embarrassing pictures in the next few days, I promise. I then argued with the idiots at the pharmacy about my crazy pill Rx. Here's a tip: if you want to get your way when obtaining a prescription for psychiatric medications and the pharmacy tech is giving you crap about refill numbers that don't correspond, just start looking very very deranged. Almost senile. A good, sudden eye tremor helps enormously. Never make eye contact and look about a foot to the side of the tech's eyes and always exhibit a very large, unchanging smile or, if you are feeling feisty, grimace. It really helps to bump you to the front of the line and avoid the nasty 45 minute to 1 hour wait that they try to schluff off onto you.

In other news, I got a temporary tutoring job that pays fairly well and will help with the Aussie move expenses. I will be tutoring a 29 year old bloke who is a Chem major through Algebra II, Precalc, Calc, Trig etc. to prep him for his placement test at CU Boulder this winter. I am meeting with him for coffee this weekend to see if he can 1) handle me and 2) possibly benefit from my teaching style. More on this, obviously, as it progresses.

Not too much else, went for a two hour bike ride all around the parks at sunset with Scotty, hung out by the Big Thompson river and rested on the bank with my head on his chest and felt unbelievably at peace watching the cottonwoods in autumn display contrasted against the piping blue sky and it was incredibly...  still... As though I could grasp onto something for a brief second in the void.

Oct. 15th, 2008

barack

Hatemonger

I wish that I could campaign for an expatriate political refugee visa, I really do. This is just getting out of control. One of these nutters is going to cap Obama if he wins.

Airsickness bag recommended whilst viewing video clip above. Sarah Palin has the HOLY FUCKING SPIRIT coursing through her? Holy crap dude. If there were a Jesus, he would be absolutely rotating in his grave. This is a perfect illustration of the un-American, fascist embarrassments to my race and to my nation that I attempt to push out of my consciousness on a regular basis. Gut-wrenching.

Oct. 14th, 2008

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Compulsive Reading

Given the miserable, gloomy weather of late, Scotty and I have been holed up indoors for the past few days. I'm proud to announce that I actually got him to finish a novel, and he is now happily devouring another, How I Became Stupid (the classic French cult favourite). As for me, I have finally given in to reading the much-hyped Twilight series and working on my orchid painting. I'm not super impressed by the books, but they are pageturner fluff, and that makes me happy. In the past 24 hours, I've read about 1,400 pages haha! I'll give a review of the series once I am finished, I have just started reading the third book, Eclipse. These are the first books about vampires that I have read since my middle-school infatuation with V.C. Andrews and so far I think that they are about on par. It gives me the shits when people say they are better than the Harry Potter series, however. You have to be effing kidding me!!! It's all good fun nonetheless.

I really am looking forward to seeing "W" (pronounced Dubya) the film, it looks fairly clever!

LOL I just saw McCain @ an ACORN rally in 2006, where he was the keynote speaker. Oh the irony.  Oh tempest in a teapot. They are really getting desperate. On that note, Obama is up 14 points in a nationwide poll as of today :D

Oct. 11th, 2008

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McCain

holy crap this almost makes me feel intense pity for McCain.  He seems such a shrunken, sallow version of his former self these days, but in this clip, the man that I actually used to have respect for peeks through. It's almost as if you can tell the Republican hacks that run his party force him to campaign in the negative manner that we have been seeing simply to play to his base as they fear the whole bottom of his campaign is about to drop out.

Poor Grandpa.

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Oct. 9th, 2008

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sigh

So far, today has been a ridiculous confluence of forces. I awoke with a pounding headache from the dog bite that Cooper gave me on my face last night, he was just playing around but went a bit over the line. After dragging my lethargic arse into work, I barely clocked in when Napolean (his real name is Chad, one of the assistant managers) cornered me and told me that he needed a few minutes of my time in the managers office. Never a good thing.

So I walk into Mike (the store manager)'s office surprised to find about 15 - 20 other employees in there, all looking distressed, and all recent hires like myself. Mike is handing out paychecks (and I am thinking wtf to myself, they are not due until the end of the month) and apparently all new hires are being layed off because the new store was built with a variable rate mortgage and they have hiked the rate 20% since the markets began crashing, and the owner of the company is not able to obtain credit for a new loan, and sales have been down, etc. As a result, they are only working with a skeleton crew, and anyone hired in the last 2 months is SOL. That's bullshit, and I can't even go collect unemployment because I haven't worked the requisite amount of time to get a pink slip. I really just wanted another month of work out of them, as I leave for Sydney in a month... I don't know what I am going to do for work as NO ONE is hiring because of the market.

Today is chilly, around 4-5C, and the sky is a pearly gloomy gray. There are snow showers forecasted for the night in Denver, and the northern front range... Don't know if we will see anything, but when I took my mutt for a walk this arvo the sky was starting to spit, only rain. There's something magical about the first snow of the year, especially when it is going to be your LAST snow in a loooong time!

To distract myself from seething about the deregulation of the market that led us into this financial clusterfuck  in the first place, I've been experimenting with some watercolour pencils, painting a wisp of orchids against a malevolent sky. Watercolour notoriously gives me the shits, but I have been trying to become more flexible with the medium. If it turns out halfway decent, I'll post a scan of it to my blog at the end of the night.
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Oct. 8th, 2008

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wtf ^9999999E

I think my head is going to explode.
I've seen some really bizarre shit on the internet in my time, and I'm aware that if you add Benny Hill to anything it's almost always most suited for America's Funniest Home Videos. And I hate that fucking geriatric horrorshow. So, with that in mind, my mate posted this to his facebook today and I happened to catch it: 2 simple things Benny Hill and a shrimp running on a treadmill.


I think my head is going to explode. This is better than Brazillian fart porn.

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Oct. 7th, 2008

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Holy Fucking Slaughterhouse

I am literally freaking out:
1 AUD = .69 USD as of the end of trading today
the DOW fell over 800 points and is below 10,000

shit ---> fan ---> sell your stocks now & bail

oh, and I really, really want this shirt on thinkgeek


It just *sums up* how I feel.

Oct. 6th, 2008

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The Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart

I know some folks out there might have had trouble following the Vice Presidential debate. Particularly, trying to parse meaning from the things that Sarah Palin said. With that in mind, here's a handy resource for your perusal.

read more | digg story

Oct. 4th, 2008

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Bush in 2000, Palin in 2008

Bush in the debates of 2000 saying almost the exact same talking points Sarah Palin uses in the 2008 debate.

read more | digg story

Oct. 1st, 2008

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Psychosis continues; Read between the lines

I discovered this song in the late winter of 2007; for some reason it has been in a recurring dream; the scope and haunted feeling of it. Sometimes these things frighten me, and other times I frighten them.

I suppose maybe I am the friendly dog who has only just noticed he is tethered.

Anyway here's the video for Katatonia's  song, Deliberation


(yes, the graininess is intentional, and is what I have been seeing in my sleep)

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<3 Tegan & Sara



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